Ichigo: Man this headache is killing me.

Urahara: Kurosaki-san, need an aspirin?

Ichigo: yeah.

Urahara: here take some. 'gives him the 'aspirin''

Ichigo: thanks 'swollows it'
                                       a few minutes later

Ichigo: what the hell is-'see orihime from a distance'...Inoue.

                                      inside urahara's

Ichigo: hey everyone I'm-'sees orihime sitting' um...'gasps'

Rukia: ichigo...are you ok?

ichigo:'gasps'

Renji: 'while holding Rukia' ichigo whats with you?

ichigo: 'biting his lip'

Orihime: Kurosaki-kun?

Ichigo: INOUE!!!

Orihime: are you o-

Ichigo: MAH LUV!!!!!! 'jumps on her'

Rukia and Renji: WTF!!!

Urahara: 'reading the newspaper'

Orihime: 'gasps' what are you doing?! KURO-'gasps

Ichigo:muahahaha! Mine! all mine! 'licks her neck'

Orihime: wait don't-mmgh

Ichigo: 'liplocked'

Urahara: 'closes the newspaper' hm, Whats gone into Kurosaki-san?

Rukia: URAHARA??!!!! WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO??!!!

Urahara: what makes you think i did anything to kurosaki-san?

Rukia: come on, you gave something, didn't you?

Urahara: all i gave him was aspirin for his headache he had earlier. 'grabs the bottle' here it-

Rukia: well?

Renji:what is it?

Urahara: 'reads the bottle label' vi-i-gra.
'uh-oh'

Rukia and Renji: URAHARA!!!!!!

Urahara: i guess kurosaki-san cant control his hormones like when i'm with yoruichi.

Ishida: HOLY CRAP! 'nosebleed' kurosaki? 'faints'

Ichigo: mmm inoue.

Orihime: ohh ichigo.

                                      in the corner of the shop

wartanker: perv life.