I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST carry a gun.I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
(I gonna come clean... I have been dirty at times... but not all the time. OK?)
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be smart.I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
(I WAS a loser... but I'm now winning!!!)
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
(I'm doing my best for my health... that's why I walk to college)
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm an ATHEIST, so I MUST hate the world.I DON'T HAVE A RELIGION, so I MUST not have morals.
(I do have one... I just don't practice it because as long as I have morals and I do believe in the lord in some way, I'll be okay)I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
(The two above... suck... I really regret in voting democrat. I only did it for my mother. Next election... I'm voting in the least to win because I'll practice my right to vote and neither of the two idiots we get will have my vote)
I'm JAMICAN so I must smoke weed.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
(I'm gonna be honest... I want to feel the sweet sensation of sex... but I can't. There's only one girl I want. But I'll be lying if I don't say I'm a fucking pervert)
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
(My old history teacher said, back when I had long hair, I looked like a Sioux Indian. Maybe there is some true indian in my blood. From the south of the border though, idk)
I'm preppy,so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a stuck up whore.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear skirts a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
(I really don't pay much attention to my surroundings)
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth.
(It makes me feel badass, it's my true color, along with red,white and blue)
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a stupid ditz.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
(I'm of Mexican Blood, but I was born here, so That's American to u,kay)
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a big peter.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay.
(Online only... but they count as real in my book. And FYI... I have girlfriend
I HAVE BIG BOOBS, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
(I love black t-shirts, Blue jeans, and brown sweaters... it's like my standard persona uniform)
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool.
I'm GERMAN, so I MUST be a Nazi.I hang out with GAYS, so I MUST be GAY TOO
(I have a girlfriend!!! And I have a lesbian friend... we're pervs)
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN, so I MUST be lazy.I'm a STONER, so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
(People say I looked like a stoner)
I'm a VIRGIN, so I MUST be a prude.
(I'm a perv!!!!! I love hentai, I have fantasies...)
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly or crazy.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon and fried chicken.
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm PREP, so I MUST be rich.I don't like the SUN so I MUST be albino.
(What? I'm not an outdoors guy)I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
(Online only... and I'm in treatment and underage)
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
(Let gays be gay. it's all i have to say)
I hang out with teenaged drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I'm CHRISTIAN, so I MUST hate gay people.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
(I have Asperger's syndrome... it's been hard to make friends, and i have more friends online)I have a DIFFERENT sence of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
(I just can't distingush when someone is being serious or being humorous)
My hair gets GREASY alot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over-controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I'm a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I'm a CROSSDRESSER, so I Must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
(I'm not gonna repeat myself)
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
(but slow)I am AMERICAN so I MUST be an obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
(Fat? Yes... the rest.. no.)
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I'm a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
(Impossible. for three points.
1. I'm gonna be found out and forced to raise it.
2. I have enough morality to stay.
3. Even if you find a way to keep 1 and 2 unreal. how will I get her pregnant from more than 5000 miles away?)
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
(We need cash and I'm in chemotherapy)
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I'm WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a homophobe.
(I don't like Yaoi but that doesn't make me a homophobe. I like yuri though)I'm not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
(I'm too busy with college to care, and I'm winning!!!!)I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
(I just contribute by recycling)
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be racist.
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blonde blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED.I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast.
(I didn't start cussing til age 14)I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.
(Got a problem?)
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
(I don't correct tem when online, just in class)
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I'm STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo's
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I'm GAY so I'm after EVERY straight guy around.
I don't want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.